Saturday, October 17, 2009

Diary of a Mad Bride to Be: Review

by Laura Wolf


Synopsis:


Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said “yes.” Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!

What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?

A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the world’s ugliest bridesmaid dress....

My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....

— My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:

“What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.”

— My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:
“To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!”

— My best friend, Anita:

“Oh, screw congratulations. Of course I’m happy for you. Stephen’s a major piece of ass and he’s got a sense of humor. Just as long as you’re certain this is what you want.”

Would I survive this day after all....?


Okay after reading the synopsis do you really need to hear more? Your still sitting here? I laughed my ass of from start to finish with this book. It was real and witty! Makes me glad that my wedding is behind me although after reading this book my wedding went off without a hitch! Yowzer!


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Until next time...
Happy Reading!


2 comments:

Michelle (Red Headed Book Child) said...

THose are some great lines from the book. Sounds hilarious!

~ Noelle said...

Sounds funny as anything!
LOL...
Would love to read that!